Pattaya menschenleer – effektiv gesperrt

Kein Aprilscherz ist in TH zu weit hergeholt als dass er von den Machthabern

nicht verwirklicht werden koennte:

Khaosan Road to Become IconKhaosan Luxury Mall: ‘The Icon of Prosperity and Quality Tourism’

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Khaosod English

April 1, 2020 8:00 am

One of Bangkok’s most-visited tourist walking streets will be paved over to make way for a new luxury mall, organizers announced Wednesday.

The entirety of Khaosan Road will be demolished to make way for an ultra-luxury mixed-use space called “IconKhaosan: The Icon of Prosperity and Quality Tourism” and will feature luxury re-imaginings of traditional Khaosan-ian offerings housed in an ultra-luxury mall with ultra-luxury residences.

“IconKhaosan will become a new icon of prosperous tourism for the future of Thailand,” CEO Sukohok Lorlenbhanichtra said. “You know, with only the rich kind of farang tourists.”

The black grime papering the edges of cocktail bucket menus, the stray dreadlock hairs from that Danish tourist excited about “discovering Asian energy,” the questionable pad thai toppings no Thai would come within 2 meters of – all that will be luxurified with clean uniform marble and the largest flagship Hermes store in the entire Southern Hemisphere, probably.

The “Street Food Food Court” on the Riceberry Helix Zone will feature street carts so elite, it will make tourists feel like locals who never have the time or money for Michelin-starred street food, but are suddenly able to. Jay Fai’s Crab Omelette? So 2018! Experience the delicacy that is Madame Mole’s Lobster Egg Souffle.

Ich sach mal so, wenn sich Idioten finden die sowas finanzieren dann wird

dieser April Scherz in Thailand natuerlich Realitaet denn immerhin

gibt es in der Gegend keine moderne Mall und bis Siam Discovery sind es 6+ km.